1. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. 2. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 3. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. 4. Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician. 5. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. 6. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. 7. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. 8. Stupidity got us into this mess-why can't it get us out? 9. Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. 10. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. 11. I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. 12. Anything free is worth what you pay for it. 13. Indecision is the key to flexibility. 14. It hurts to be on the cutting edge. 15. If it ain't broke, fix it till it is. 16. I don't get even, I get odder. 17. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. 18. I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it. 19. I am a nutritional overachiever. 20. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours. 21. I am having an out of money experience. 22. I plan on living forever. So far, so good. 23. Not afraid of heights-afraid of widths. 24. Practice safe eating-always use condiments. 25. A day without sunshine is like night. 26. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. 27. If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. 28. I am not a perfectionist. My parents were, though. 29. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. 30. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 31. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 32. An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. 33. There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year. 34. People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. 35. It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. 36. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. 37. Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone. 38. Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
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